Silly people make resolutions,
especially when they know 
they will fall by the wayside.
They always do. 
It's just a matter of time.
I used to be one of them,
but I stopped that long ago.
Instead of promising impossible tasks,
that make me feel bad when I fail,
I make a list of resolutions
that I will not even attempt to keep,
because they are just silly
like the people who make resolutions.

I will eat healthy and exercise more.
I will lose weight.
I will start smoking.
I will meditate regularly.
I will sleep through the night
without getting up to pee.
I will become a Conservative Republican.
I will go skiing and bungee jumping.
I will learn to love being eaten alive by mosquitoes.
I will burst into song in public places
and dance down crowded streets.
I will stop being irritated by people 
who don't follow the rules,
and stop thinking 8 out of 10 drivers
I see on the roads are assholes.
I will be intentionally mean and rude,
and never smile at anyone.
I will stop taking joy in my family and friends,
and if they need me I'll say I'm too busy.
I will throw out the old and embrace the new,
especially things that hold precious memories.
I will stop being thankful for having the best
parents, sister, husband, and children.
I will forget that I am lucky and blessed
in more ways than I can count.
I will believe I'm an impostor,
that nobody really likes or cares
about the words I put down on paper.
I will stop writing poetry—short stories too.
I will give up loving.
I will give up hope.

~Elise Skidmore ©2024

CHEERS TO THE NEW YEAR, AND ALL THE RESOLUTIONS YOU DON’T KEEP!

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  1. Thank you Elise for all your poems. They are always entertaining and inspiring and sometimes even funny. You have a real talent. I may not always comment but I always love reading them. Let’s hope the New Year is filled with happiness and peace and joy. Happy 2024!,

    1. Thank you, Rosemary! I’m blessed to have people like you in my life. Wishing you all the best things life holds in the coming year!